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Clubhouse for crochet artists

Welcome to the Hooker MomClub.

Crochet louder. Explain nothing.

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A Hooker Mom Club character wearing the club shirt and a Hooker Mom patch on her knit hat
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From the feed to the clubhouse

A club with yarn
in its veins.

Hooker Mom® Club is a playful home base for crochet artists to laugh, share, and be seen. The shirt opens the door. The people make it a club.

Hook•Laugh•Make•Repeat
A Hooker Mom Club studio scene with yarn shelves and handmade crochet animals
Club visual · owner archive

The unofficial club rule

The first rule of Stitch Club: don’t tell Karen
Existing Printful mockups
Front view of the Founding Member Tee from the existing Printful mockup
Front
Back view of the Founding Member Tee from the existing Printful mockup
Back

The Founding Member Tee

Your official
club uniform.

This is not random merch. It is the flag for a community of women who make things by hand and refuse to take the yarn drawer—or themselves—too seriously.

  • 01The club mark on the front
  • 02The inside joke on the back
  • 03TikTok Shop purchase path once approved
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From the Hooker Mom feed

Crochet has a
sense of humor.

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Club uniform

The club uniform enters the group chat.

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Hooker humor

Yarnaholics, this one is for you.

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From the feed

The struggle is very, very real.

The Free Hook Library

Free patterns.
Make something.

Free patterns from real creators, linked straight to the original source. Find a project, pick up your hook, and make it yours.

Real sources · no copied PDFs · no nonsense
Amigurumi + small makes

Tiny Trouble

Little creatures, soft shapes, and the kind of tiny projects that somehow take over the whole couch.

Living shelf · small personalities join only when their source and exact project image check out.
Official source image for the Kawaii Heart crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Tiny TroubleSource: Hobbii

Kawaii Heart

A small stuffed crochet heart designed by Jennifer Santos of Super Cute Design.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Bubba the Frog crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Tiny TroubleSource: Hobbii

Bubba the Frog

A soft little frog by Katja Leander Hansen from Hobbii’s free beginner amigurumi collection.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Milo the Dino crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Tiny TroubleSource: Hobbii

Milo the Dino

A small dinosaur by Katja Leander Hansen from Hobbii’s free beginner amigurumi collection.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Quick wins + beginner projects

WIP Rescue

For the days when your bigger WIP is staring at you and you need a clean little win.

Living edit · low-drama hooks rotate in as reliable, beginner-friendly wins earn their place.
Official source image for the Baby Jellyfish crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
WIP RescueSource: Hobbii

Baby Jellyfish

A beginner-friendly mini jellyfish by Sweet Softies that the source describes as a quick project.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Quick project · source wording
View free pattern
Official source image for the Everyday Glitter Scrunchie crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
WIP RescueSource: Hobbii

Everyday Glitter Scrunchie

A simple glitter-yarn scrunchie by Tine Sommer Hansen for a fast, low-drama hook session.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Quick project · source wording
View free pattern
Official source image for the Kawaii Carrot crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
WIP RescueSource: Hobbii

Kawaii Carrot

A small play-food or nursery decoration by Jennifer Santos of Super Cute Design.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Wearables + home projects

Cozy Chaos

Warm hooks, soft yarn, and projects built for the noble art of staying exactly where you are.

Living wardrobe + home edit · from one-panel comfort to wearable projects with room to grow.
Official source image for the Coze Throw Blanket crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Cozy ChaosSource: Hobbii

Coze Throw Blanket

A beginner-friendly, one-panel throw by Wool Cuddles with fringe added after the main panel.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Nynne Headband crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Cozy ChaosSource: Hobbii

Nynne Headband

A chunky ribbed crochet headband by Tine Sommer Hansen with a gathered front knot.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Rainbow Cloud Pillow crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Cozy ChaosSource: Hobbii

Rainbow Cloud Pillow

A cheerful 22-inch pillow by Erin Greene, crocheted in continuous rounds with separately made arms and legs.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Morning Mist Cardigan crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Cozy ChaosSource: Hobbii

Morning Mist Cardigan

A size-inclusive five-panel cardigan by Wool Cuddles with an airy open-stitch fabric and relaxed fit.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Crochet building blocks + staples

Hooker Mom Classics

Granny squares, useful bags, and foundational hook work worth keeping in permanent rotation.

Living rotation · durable building blocks and practical makes, with beginner and level-up options.
Official source image for the Hobbii Granny Square Basic crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Hooker Mom ClassicsSource: Hobbii

Hobbii Granny Square — Basic

A 12 cm beginner granny square by Irene Rasch, built for scrap yarn and color experiments.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Cladonia Tote Bag crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Hooker Mom ClassicsSource: Hobbii

Cladonia Tote Bag

A beginner-friendly textured tote by Libère tes mailles, worked in the round with joined handles.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the On The Go Bag crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii
Hooker Mom ClassicsSource: Hobbii

On The Go Bag

A spacious single-strap bucket bag by TL Yarn Crafts with a sturdy, minimal construction.

Level
Intermediate
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Legit sources, intentionally no peeking

Blind Hook Bag

The source is real. The project is free. The visual stays under wraps when we cannot verify a usable exact-match image.

Living mystery shelf · legitimate source links wait here when an exact usable project visual does not.
Blind Hook BagSource: Yarnspirations

Blind Hook Bag #01

One easy-rated crochet pattern from a legitimate public source. The project image stays sealed here. That is all you get, nosy.

Level
Easy · source rating
Status
Free at Yarnspirations
Beginner time · estimate
Quick project · source wording
Open the surprise
Blind Hook BagSource: Yarnspirations

Blind Hook Bag #02

One beginner-rated crochet pattern from a legitimate public source. No borrowed project image, no accidental spoiler.

Level
Beginner · source rating
Status
Free at Yarnspirations
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
Open the surprise
Blind Hook BagSource: Yarnspirations

Blind Hook Bag #03

One beginner-rated crochet pattern from a legitimate public source. The reveal belongs to the original publisher.

Level
Beginner · source rating
Status
Free at Yarnspirations
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
Open the surprise
Blind Hook BagSource: Yarnspirations

Blind Hook Bag #04

One beginner-rated crochet pattern from a legitimate public source. The mystery card keeps the source honest and the visual rights clean.

Level
Beginner · source rating
Status
Free at Yarnspirations
Beginner time · estimate
Speedy project · source wording
Open the surprise
Owner-provided Yarnarchy artwork · section stage

Hooker Mom's misfit pattern drop

Welcome toYarnarchy trademarkOwner-provided punk granny mascot crocheting

An ever-growing shelf for punky, rebellious, oddball crochet—creatures, accessories, wearables, patches, home pieces, and whatever else refuses to behave. Yarnarchy™ lives inside the Hooker Mom clubhouse—not above the door.

Oddball shelf · source checkedNew oddball hooks land here as we find them. Every discovery keeps its original-source link and exact matching project visual.
Official source image for the Fergus the Monster crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii

Curated discovery 001Hobbii · @bisgaardmette

Fergus the Monster

A loop-stitch monster by @bisgaardmette. Hobbii notes that the fuzzy yarn makes this beginner pattern a poor choice for a very first project.

Level
Beginner · not a first project
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View at original source
Official source image for the Giant Pencil crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii

Curated discovery 002Hobbii · Sweet Softies

Giant Pencil

A no-sew jumbo plush pencil by Sweet Softies—equal parts pillow, photo prop, and gloriously unnecessary school supply.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View at original source
Official source image for the Boo the Bat crochet pattern
Exact pattern image · Hobbii

Curated discovery 003Hobbii · Stuck on You Crochet

Boo the Bat

A mischievous neon-speckled bat by Stuck on You Crochet with wide wings, big eyes, and one tiny fang-y grin.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View at original source

The WIP Wall · concept preview

What is on
your hook?

A future corner for half-finished masterpieces, brave color choices, and the projects currently living in a grocery bag.

Community submissions coming later
Sample WIP prompt

The “quick” granny square

Current status: multiplied overnight.

Sample WIP prompt

Secret sweater energy

Current status: sleeves are a tomorrow problem.

Sample WIP prompt

Whatever this becomes

Current status: trusting the process.

A light community concept

Pull up a chair.
Bring your yarn.

The Hook Circle is imagined as a simple clubhouse chat—not another noisy social network. Ask for help, share the win, and get lovingly talked out of starting a sixth WIP.

Hook Circle
Concept preview
Hooker #014I said I was only doing one more row.
Hooker #027We have all told that lie.
Hooker #003Show us the WIP. We are ready.
Krissy holding two handmade cow amigurumi dolls
The West Nest · tiny trouble maker since 2021

Meet the founder

Meet Krissy—
the Mom Behind the Hook.

Krissy is the maker behind The West Nest, where handmade amigurumi has been bringing tiny trouble and big comfort to life since 2021. She is also a Doctor of Physical Therapy who works with local school districts and a state leader in Say YES to RECESS—because play, movement, and a little harmless mischief belong in every good life.

Most of all, she is a mom of two and the founder of Hooker Mom Club.

Krissy crocheting an amigurumi rabbit in her yarn-filled workspace
Inside The West NestHooks, yarn, and the honest middle of the making.
Meet Krissy · local owner videoHow The West Nest became Hooker Mom Club
1:14

Press play when you are ready. Nothing starts on its own.

Founding members wanted

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