Hooker Mom™ Club Water Bottle – Hydration & Hustle
This isn’t just water. It’s liquid survival for moms who juggle crochet projects, chaos, and caffeine withdrawals before noon. Stay fueled, stay sharp, and sip like the multitasking hooker you are.
🧶 Features the official Hooker Mom™ Club badge in full sass mode
💗 Double-wall insulation to keep your coffee hot or your electrolyte potion cold
🚗 Fits in most cup holders — perfect for commutes, craft fairs, or the carline
💥 Durable stainless steel that holds up better than your last WIP plan
You’re not just staying hydrated — you’re making a statement:
“I stitch. I sip. I slay.”
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hooker Mom™
- Email: contact@support.hookermom.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.