Hooker Mom™ Club Crop Tee – Chaos Certified
This isn’t just a crop top. It’s a declaration: you’ve got hooks in your hands, chaos in your heart, and a yarn stash that’s legally a support system.
Whether you’re crocheting through a toddler meltdown or rage-frogging at midnight, this tee reps the cult of comfort, caffeine, and controlled unraveling.
🧶 Embroidered with the official Hooker Mom™ Club badge
☕ Cropped, comfy, and chaos-ready
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Cropped length
- Ribbed crew neck
- Dropped shoulders
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hooker Mom™
- Email: contact@support.hookermom.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Hooker Mom™ Club Crop Tee – Chaos Certified Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
17.32
|
18.7
|
|
S
|
17.72
|
19.69
|
|
M
|
18.31
|
20.67
|
|
L
|
18.7
|
21.65
|
|
XL
|
199
|
22.64
|