“Hooker Mom™ Club Pillow – For the WIP Couch Nap You Deserve.”
Soft enough to soothe your rage-frogging spiral.
Thick enough to survive carpool line winds. This premium hoodie wraps you in warmth and identity, with the Hooker Mom™ Club badge loud and proud on the back. Whether you’re crocheting on the bleachers or just avoiding people, this is your go-to layer of cozy chaos.
🧶 Features the official Hooker Mom™ Club badge on back
💗 Heavyweight fleece blend that holds up to mom-life and laundry
🔥 Oversized hood, roomy front pocket, and that stitched-in defiance
👯♀️ Unisex sizing for all body types — because all hookers welcome
This isn’t just merch. It’s club colors.
Hooker up and layer down.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Hooker Mom™
- Email: contact@support.hookermom.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“Hooker Mom™ Club Pillow – For the WIP Couch Nap You Deserve.” Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|